What do you call a narcissistic plant with an erection?

A self-raising flower. I'm so sorry.

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What did the man say to his wife when he failed to get an erection?

No hard feelings.

What kind of an erection does a necrophiliac get?

Mourning wood! :)

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Why is there all this hate against necromancers?

They are just trying to raise a family in peace.

What's the difference between a black dad and a elevator?

A elevator can raise a kid