What do you call a narcissistic plant with an erection?

A self-raising flower. I'm so sorry.

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Why does Pinnochio always get an erection when he's in a forest?

Because he has a woodpecker!

What's the difference between an erection and Colin Kaepernick?

An erection can make it past the semis, and still stand up if you sing for it.

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Why couldn't the woman buy a bakery shop?

A: She couldn't raise enough dough.

Why couldn't the clown make balloon animals for the children?

With inflation raising the cost he couldn't afford it.