Why couldn't the woman buy a bakery shop?

A: She couldn't raise enough dough.

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What do you get when you watch Cinderella backwards?

You see a woman learn her place.

What do you call a woman without an sshole?

A: Divorced

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What happened when Sean Connery bought himself a little kitten?

The cat shat on the mat.

When does a dyslexic person know they've bought the wrong SUV?

When they're in Denali.

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How can you tell when a skunk is angry?

It raises a stink!

How many of you believe in psychokinesis?

Raise my hand. - Taken from local Chinese joint fortune cookie.

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Why does the baker bake?

Because he kneads the dough.

What did the hopeless romantic baker say to the dough?

You're my life's devotion. I knead you!