How can you tell when a skunk is angry?

It raises a stink!

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How can you tell if a girl is ticklish?

Give her a couple of test tickles...

What does the Sargeant of the Knowledge division always tell his troops to get?

in formation

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Why is there all this hate against necromancers?

They are just trying to raise a family in peace.

Why did the farmer put brandy in the cow's food?

He wanted to raised stewed beef!

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Why doesn't the dinosaur cross the road anymore?

A: Because their eggs stink. (They're extinct)

Why does Piglet stink so bad?

Cause he always plays with Pooh.

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How many skunks do you need to make a house really smelly?

Just a phew!

When should you feel sorry for a skunk?

When its spray pump is out of order!