How can you tell when a skunk is angry?

It raises a stink!

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How do you keep a blonde busy for years?

Tell her to count the stairs on an escalator.

What the difference between a Mexican and a bench?

The bench can support a family my first post here, a friend told me this joke.

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Why don't you ask Joseph, the carpenter?

God: Uh huge grin cos I'm banging his wife raises hand up top

What is the difference between a black man and an elevator?

An elevator can raise a child.

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Why do most movie sequels stink?

Because movie makers are basically doing a number 2.

Why does Piglet stink so bad?

Cause he always plays with Pooh.

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What do you get if you cross a skunk with a boomerang?

A: A nasty smell that you can't get rid of.

What do you get if you try to cross a mouse with a skunk ?

Dirty looks from the mouse !