A: Because their eggs stink. (They're extinct)
You only get laid once, and that's by your mother!
Because one egg is un oeuf.
It didn't like being double crossed.
You would be too if you were running down the road with your hose hanging out!
A bit of a shock really!
A long necked toothbrush.
A Bronte-saurus.
A: Because everybody knows -- tyrannosaurus wrecks.
It raises a stink!
Bran He is Hodorless