Why was the road upset when the chicken went over him twice?

It didn't like being double crossed.

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Why did the lollipop cross the road?

Cause it was stuck to the chicken. I heard that on the radio today. I LOLed.

Why did the chicken cross the park?

To get to the other slide...

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What do a baby and an Etch A Sketch have in common?

If you don't like it, you just shake it and start over.

Where does Christopher Walken like to smoke cigars?

A Walken humidor.

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Why did the dog cross the road?

A: Because it was the chickens day off.

Why did the punk cross the road?

He was safety-pinned to the chicken.

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What do you get if cross a frog with some mist ?

Kermit the Fog !

Where did Christ get his ripped abs?

Cross fit