Why was the road upset when the chicken went over him twice?

It didn't like being double crossed.

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What's the difference between Jesus and the chicken that crossed the road?

Jesus died on the cross

What did the chicken say before laying an egg?

Yahoo. There goes my baby.

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What did the scientist say at the bar?

I'd like some H20 please.

What do you call a buyer that likes to curse?

A cusstomer

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Why did the dog cross the road?

A: Because it was the chickens day off.

Why did Lt. Lenk and Sgt. Colborn cross the road?

To put the bones on the other side.

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What do you get if you cross a chemical and a bicycle ?

Bike carbonate of soda !

Why did the rooster cross the road?

He heard that the chickens at KFC were pretty hot.