Why did the punk cross the road?

He was safety-pinned to the chicken.

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Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

What do you call a chicken with political ambition?

Republic-hen

Why did the chicken get a strike?

Because it was a fowl.

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Why didn't the Marshmallow Peep cross the road on Easter?

Because it was a little chicken.

What do you call a chicken that crosses the road without looking both ways?

Dead.

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What do you call a rhinoceros crossed with an elephant?

el' if I know."

What do you get when you cross Henry VIII and Vlad the Impaler?

Executed.

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Why did the punk cross the road?

He was safety-pinned to the chicken.

Why don't Chinese people roll 12lb balls down wooden lanes to knock over pins?

Because to them it's boring.

Punk Jokes More Punk Jokes

What's up, punk?

Nothing," he replied, "I've just never seen a man using hair rollers before."

Why did the punk cross the road?

He was safety-pinned to the chicken.