How many punks does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Punks never changed anything.

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How many dadaists does it take to change a lightbulb?

Giraffe.

How many people from Cornwall does it take to change a lightbulb?

They don't care, as long as they do it better than people from Devon.

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How many blondes does it take to screw a light bulb??

Just 1...blondes will screw anything.

How many forever alone guys does it take to change a light bulb?

One, but he wishes it was two.

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Why did the punk cross the road?

He was safety-pinned to the chicken.

What's up, punk?

Nothing," he replied, "I've just never seen a man using hair rollers before."