What's up, punk?

Nothing," he replied, "I've just never seen a man using hair rollers before."

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Why do pterodactyls use the bathroom so quietly?

Because their p is quiet.

Why did the mummy stop using the Internet?

He was getting far too wrapped up in it.

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Why are dolphins cleverer than humans ?

Within 3 hours they can train a man to stand at the side of a pool and feed them fish !

What do you call a man chasing a car?

What do you call a man chasing a car? -Exhausted What do you call a man being chased by a car? -Tired

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Why the long pause?

asks the bartender. The bear replies "Well, I am a bear"

How's your head?

Don't reply with "No man has ever complained."

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Why did the punk cross the road?

He was safety-pinned to the chicken.

How many punks does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Punks never changed anything.