Why the long pause?

asks the bartender. The bear replies "Well, I am a bear"

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Why are chickens never virgins?

A: Because when they're born they get laid.

What did the large furry mammal say when the salamander who kept asking for favors went too far?

I can't bear it! You axolotl of me this time!

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What did the doctor say to the angry midget?

I'm going to ask you to be a little patient."

What does the man with two left feet ask the shoe salesman?

Do you sell flip-flips?"

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What are these clothes on the floor?

A dead Jedi" I replied

When people say 'oh, you're still single?

I like to reply with 'wow, you're still married ' I'm popular.

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How do you encourage a bartender?

That's the spirit!" How do you discourage a bartender Boos.

What's a girl gotta do to get a drink?

Me: You just give the bartender your order. Her: ... Me: It's really pretty easy. Her: *leaves*

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What strengths do you bring to the job?

long pause while Jesus glares at interviewer* Are you being serious right now

Why the long pause?

asks the bartender. The bear replies "Well, I am a bear"