Why the long pause?

asks the bartender. The bear replies "Well, I am a bear"

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Why was Mohamed Ali born a fighter?

In the womb, he used to fight bald clowns. (Self made joke)

What is a guy who rubs bear toes called?

Rob...wait for it... erto! Rubeartoe!

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Why are your eyes covered in ketchup?

I'm often asked by people: "Why are your eyes covered in ketchup " So I tell them it's because Heinz sight is 20/20.

What do you get if you ask a former presidential candidate to write a piece of music about a formula for solving a problem based on a sequence of specified actions?

An algorithm.

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What about a nice cream pie?

She asked. "Except that." I replied.

How much is a dozen bananas?

ampnbsp And the cashier replies: &ampnbsp -Twelve bananas

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Why the wrong face?

the bartender says.

Why the sad face?

asks the bartender. "I got fired."

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What strengths do you bring to the job?

long pause while Jesus glares at interviewer* Are you being serious right now

Why the long pause?

asks the bartender. The bear replies "Well, I am a bear"