Why the long pause?

asks the bartender. The bear replies "Well, I am a bear"

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Why was Jesus not born in West Virginia?

Because they couldn't find three wise men or a virgin. Gf sent me this when she was driving through the state.

What do you call a french man who's been attacked by a bear?

Claude

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What would you like?

ME:What would YOU like W:Excuse me M:No one ever asks you, do they W:*tearing up* No.. they don't. Thank you.

What are we waiting for?

the doctor asks. "Patients, Doctor," replied the nurse. "Patients."

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What did they Deer say when she came out of the woods?

Answer: "I will never do that again for 2 bucks " My reply: Ha Ha! :)

What did one Buddhist Master give to the child for his birthday?

Nothing wrapped in Emptiness. How did the birthday child respond? You are thoughtless for giving me this meaningless gift. To which the Buddhist Master replied, "Thank you."

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What do you mean I can't drink alcohol with this medication?

You're not a bartender! You're just a pharmacist.

What did the bartender say to the angry speaker?

We don't want any treble

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Why the long pause?

asks the bartender. The bear replies "Well, I am a bear"

What strengths do you bring to the job?

long pause while Jesus glares at interviewer* Are you being serious right now