Why the long pause?

asks the bartender. The bear replies "Well, I am a bear"

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What do you call a Bear who is just learning to use the force?

A PANDAwan learner.

How was the bear able to move in order to get honey?

It had muscles.

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Why the long pause?

asks the bartender. The bear replies "Well, I am a bear"

What do you get when you ask a proctologist for a second opinion?

Two fingers.

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When I was 3 years old I looked at my nutsack and asked my Mom "Are these my brains?

Not yet," she replied

When did this start?

and the gentleman replies, "When did what start "

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How much for a beer?

The bartender replies: "For you No charge."

Why the long pause?

asks the bartender. The bear replies "Well, I am a bear"

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Why the long pause?

asks the bartender. The bear replies "Well, I am a bear"

Which president was famous for his long pauses?

Ellipsis S. Grant.