Which president was famous for his long pauses?

Ellipsis S. Grant.

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How does a blonde man get really rich,stupid and a candidate for president ?

small loan of 100 million dollars

Which president was least guilty?

Lincoln, because he is in a cent.

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What strengths do you bring to the job?

long pause while Jesus glares at interviewer* Are you being serious right now

Why the long pause?

asks the bartender. The bear replies "Well, I am a bear"