What kind of country has a clown problem?

The same one that has 2 clowns running for president!

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What has 2 wings and a halo?

Did you say angel WRONG! Its a chinese phone. *Wing Wing* "Halo "

What did the spectator say when the magician transformed Dracula into 2?

Miraculous. Edited: tough crowd

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Who is the president of the trees?

BarkOak Palma

How many Americans does it take to screw a lightbulb?

None. Their President outsources the job to India.

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What tick likes to run?

Politicks

How many dogs does it take to count 14 plates?

14, maybe 15, but only if the plates ... 'run around a lot!'

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What kind of medicine do bears take?

Bayer Asprin

What kind of work does a weak cat do?

A: Light mouse work.

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What country has the strictest dress code?

Thai-land.

What country makes the most milk?

Nepal