How do you know if someone has run a marathon?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

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Why do Italian men wear gold chains?

So they know where to stop shaving.

Why did the brain cell go to the other side of the brain?

A: I don't know. It hadn't really crossed my mind.

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How do you make a blonde laugh at Easter?

Tell her a joke at Christmas

How can you tell if someone with parkinsons has hypothermia?

You can't. That's what makes it so funny.

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What to do if you run over a black man in the rain?

Well, you have an hour before the rain dries...

Why does someone who runs marathons make a good student?

Because education pays off in the long run!

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How can you tell if someone is an entrepreneur?

Don't worry, they'll tell you

How can you tell if someone is a marathon runner?

Don't worry, they'll let you know.

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What happened to Han when Chewie wouldn't do the marathon?

He Ran Solo...

Why did the pig quit running the the marathon?

He had a problem with his hamstring.