How do you know if someone has run a marathon?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

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How'd family dinner go?

ME: Huge mess to clean. F: It's spotless! M: *sprays luminol* You'd never know they were even here.

Why do we have a Thanksgiving holiday?

Student: "So we know when to start Christmas shopping!"

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How do you keep a idiot occupied?

I will tell you how in my next post- Jk the answer's in one of the comments, look through every single one and you are destined to discover the answer.

Why didn't you give me anything for my birthday?

GirlFriend: You told me to surprise you.

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What do you call a thief running down your stairs?

A condescending con descending.

How's Terry Fox like Jack Layton?

They both tried to run a country and died before finishing.

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How do you know whether somebody is a vegan?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

How do you know if someone is an Alabama fan?

Oh don't worry, they'll tell you.

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Why did the Kenyans win the marathon?

They heard there was water at the end

What happened to Han when Chewie wouldn't do the marathon?

He Ran Solo...