How do you know that God isn't a woman?

Because I'm not a sandwich.

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Which came first. . . social media or dumb people?

AND which is worse. . . the overdoing of selfies OR not knowing how to use the English language

How the hell would she know?

We only met last week!

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How many women fits in a monk monastery?

Nun.

Whats six inches long and two inches wide and drives women wild?

Money.

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What did the bacon say to the sandwich?

This club can't even handle me right now

What kind of sandwich is this?

She asks. "It cheese ma."

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What pets think about their owners?

A dog: He feeds me, takes care about me, gives me shelter... He is God. A cat: He feeds me, takes care about me, gives me shelter... I am God.

How did God get Mary pregnant?

He used the holy immaculate contraception