How do you know that God isn't a woman?

Because I'm not a sandwich.

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How do u know if a company that just hired you conducts drug tests?

What is the likelihood it will be a hairtest

What do you instantly know about a well-dressed man?

A. His wife is good at picking out clothes.

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Why do women have smaller feet than men?

So that they can get closer to the sink.

What's 6" long and women love it?

100$ bill.

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How many men do a feminist need to make her sandwich?

two. One from front and another from behind.

What do you get when you feed an Eevee a sandwich?

A Luncheon!

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Why does Martin Luther King like jam?

Because God bless America

What do you think about the coming battle General?

God knows it will be lost. - Then why should we go for it - To find out who is the loser.