How do you know that God isn't a woman?

Because I'm not a sandwich.

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Why didn't the Eskimo want to go hunting?

I don't know, guess he just wasn't Inuit.

What is the difference between a pregnant woman and a supermodel?

Nothing if her husband knows what's good for him!

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What do you tell a woman with 2 black eyes?

Nothing, I already told her twice.

What do women and the square root of 2 have in common?

They're both irrational.

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What do you call a woman that won't make a sandwich?

An ambulance.

How do you send a sandwich to someone on a computer?

in bytes

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What's the difference between god and pilots?

God doesn't think he's a pilot.

Why does Saturn have rings?

God really liked it so he put rings on it.