How do you know that God isn't a woman?

Because I'm not a sandwich.

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Do you know where you can get chicken broth in bulk?

The stock market.

What does a taxidermist do for a living?

Oh you know... stuff...

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Why are women like KFC?

After you've finished with the thigh and breasts, all you have left is a greasy box to put your bone in.

What do you calll a woman that people sit on ?

Cher !

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Where did the Muslim go for his sandwich?

Aaaaaaaaallah Snackbar.

How many walruses does it take to make a sandwich?

Don't be silly, walruses don't make sandwiches; women make sandwiches. Made this up to bug my sister. It worked. Her husband laughed.

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How do you know that God isn't a woman?

Because I'm not a sandwich.

Why do you never see a black person with Down Syndrome?

God doesn't punish anyone twice.