What's Irish and stays out on your deck?

Paddy O'furniture

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Where do werewolves stay when they're on vacation?

At the Howliday Inn!

What does it mean to be an Agnostic with insomnia and dyslexia?

You stay up all night wondering if there is a dog.

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Why cant you play cards on a rowboat?

Because you're sitting on the deck...

Why can't you play cards on a small boat?

Because someone is always sitting on the deck.

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What did the Irish man and the mongol woman name their child?

Lepre Kahn

Whats the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral?

On less person is drunk

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What do you call a set of chairs kept outside in Ireland?

Paddy O' Furniture

What's Irish and sits outside in the summertime?

A: Paddy O'Furniture!