What's Irish and stays out on your deck?

Paddy O'furniture

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What do you call it when you second guess your decision to book a stay at a Native American resort?

A reservation reservation reservation. Credit to Brian Regan, this is my favorite joke of his!

What did the homeless yogi say when told to leave the yoga studio?

Nah, I must stay.

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What's the best side of the house to build a deck on?

The outside

Why couldn't the pirate play cards?

A: Because he was sitting on the deck !

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How many beans are in Irish Chili?

239, because if there was 1 more it would be "Too Farty".

When does an Irish potato change nationality?

A: When it's french fried.

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What do you call a set of chairs kept outside in Ireland?

Paddy O' Furniture

What's Irish and sits outside in the summertime?

A: Paddy O'Furniture!