A: When it's french fried.
He just had to get out of there because he heard that Kentucky fried chicken!
Hit an Ethiopian in the head with a frying pan.
Because they hate it.
Because they hate the french press...
Tree fellers Edit: Wooo gold!
He stopped at 239 because if he added another one it would be 'too farty'. It would've been funnier if I could do an Irish accent.