What does a guitarist say when he gets to his gig?

Would you like fries with that?"

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What do you call a dog that likes Mexican food?

A Qdoberman!!!!!!!!!!

How does Jared like to play his flute?

In A minor.

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What's the difference between an art student and a philosophy student?

A philosophy student asks you you want fries with that

Why did the chicken cross the state line?

He just had to get out of there because he heard that Kentucky fried chicken!

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What's black and blue and laying in a ditch?

A: A guitarist who'd told too many drummer jokes.

Why did the guitarist keep his condoms in his guitar case?

He only needed them after he'd opened it.

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Why isn't the band "1023 MB" famous?

They haven't had a gig yet.

Why did the Canadian DJ turn down a gig at a local gym?

Because why MC, eh