Why did the Canadian DJ turn down a gig at a local gym?

Because why MC, eh

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What do you call a dark skinned surfer?

A RADICAL muslim. Sorry if I offended anyone but just thought I would share a funny thought I had that I turned into a joke.

How do you make Helen Keller cry?

Turn the stool upside-down

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What do you call a black Canadian?

Just 'Canadian'.

Why are Canadians atheist?

Because they are Eh-theists.

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Why didn't the rest of the fractions like "mc" very much?

Because he was generally known to be a square(ed).

Why did the Canadian DJ turn down a gig at a local gym?

Because why MC, eh

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Why do drummers carry transparent lunchboxes?

So they know if they are going to the gig, or coming from it. Ta-boom!

What does a guitarist say when he gets to his gig?

Would you like fries with that?"

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Why did the Canadian DJ turn down a gig at a local gym?

Because why MC, eh

Why did the Canadian DJ turn down the gig at the local Y?

Because why emcee, eh