Why did the Canadian DJ turn down a gig at a local gym?

Because why MC, eh

Previous Random Joke Next

Turn Jokes More Turn Jokes

What happens when a pirate turns 60?

He joins AARP

What did the house turn into on the night of the full moon?

A Warehouse.

Canadian Jokes More Canadian Jokes

Who's sorry now?

First question on Canadian citizenship exam

How can you tell if a Canadian is an existentialist?

Instead of saying "I'm an existentialist, eh." They will say "I'm an existentialist, ... be."

Mc Jokes More Mc Jokes

Why did the Canadian DJ turn down a gig at a local gym?

Because why MC, eh

Why didn't the rest of the fractions like "mc" very much?

Because he was generally known to be a square(ed).

Gig Jokes More Gig Jokes

Why did the band 999 megabytes break up?

Because they couldn't get a gig.

Have you heard of the band 1023MB?

They haven't got a gig yet.

Canadian Dj Jokes More Canadian Dj Jokes

Why did the Canadian DJ turn down a gig at a local gym?

Because why MC, eh

Why did the Canadian DJ turn down the gig at the local Y?

Because why emcee, eh