Why did the Canadian DJ turn down a gig at a local gym?

Because why MC, eh

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What do Americans do immediately after winning the World Cup (Soccer)?

Turn off the Playstation.

What do you call a special needs sheep that got turned into a blanket?

A down comforter.

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How do you get 30 drunk Canadians out of the pool?

Please Get Out The Pool"

What is a Canadian's favorite board game?

Sorry!

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Why didn't the rest of the fractions like "mc" very much?

Because he was generally known to be a square(ed).

Why did the Canadian DJ turn down a gig at a local gym?

Because why MC, eh

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What can be surmised from this?

A: The frog's probably on its way to a gig.

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Because they couldn't get a gig.

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Why did the Canadian DJ turn down a gig at a local gym?

Because why MC, eh

Why did the Canadian DJ turn down the gig at the local Y?

Because why emcee, eh