What did the koala bear say to the barber?

You ca-lip this

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How can you tell that a politician lies?

His lips are moving

How can you tell when a politician is lying?

When their lips move

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Why aren't koalas real bears?

Because they don't meet the koalifications!

Why arent koalas actual bears?

They dont meet the koalafications.

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Who's there ! Barber ! Barber who ?

Barberd wire !

What's one profession that doctors, lawyers, even the king of Saudi Arabia and the presidents of the USSR and US bow their heads to?

Barbers.

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What did the koala bear say to the barber?

You ca-lip this

Why did the Koala Bear get a job?

He was Koalified