What did the koala bear say to the barber?

You ca-lip this

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Why did the blonde give up on trying to blow up a car?

She burnt her lips on the exhaust pipe

How can you tell when a lawyer is lying?

His lips are moving.

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What did the koalas say after getting in a fender bender?

Eucalyptus.

Where do Koalas love to go for a holiday?

Koala Lumpur.

Barber Jokes More Barber Jokes

Who can shave 30 times a day and still have a beard?

A barber.

How much for a haircut?

Barber: Fifteen dollars. How much for a shave Barber: Ten dollars. Right - shave my head.

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What did the koala bear say to the barber?

You ca-lip this

Why did the Koala Bear get a job?

He was Koalified