Koala Jokes

What kind of tea do koalas drink?

Euca-lipton

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How many koalas does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Only one, given that he's koali-fied for the job.

Why aren't koalas real bears?

Because they don't meet the koalifications!

Why didn't the koala get a job?

He didn't have enough koalifications!

Why did the koala fall out of the tree?

It was dead.

What did the koalas say after getting in a fender bender?

Eucalyptus.

What's invisible and smells like cough drops?

Koala farts

What do you call a koala that drives?

A koalafied driver! *badum-tis*

How many koalas does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Technically just one, as long as he's koalafied.

Where do Koalas love to go for a holiday?

Koala Lumpur.

What did the koala bear say to the barber?

You ca-lip this

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Why arent koalas actual bears?

They dont meet the koalafications.

What's green, sticky and smells like eucalyptus?

Koala vomit

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