How many koalas does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Technically just one, as long as he's koalafied.

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How many Chinese people does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One, while the rest were kung fu fighting

How many blondes does it take to screw a light bulb?

Just 1...blondes will screw anything.

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How many conservatives does it take to change a light bulb?

A: One after reflecting in the twilight on the merit of the previous bulb.

How many light bulbs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Light bulb.

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What's invisible and smells like cough drops?

Koala farts

Why aren't koalas real bears?

Because they don't meet the koalifications!

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How many koalas does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Technically just one, as long as he's koalafied.

Why didn't the bunny get the job as a marsupial?

He wasn't koalafied!