How many koalas does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Technically just one, as long as he's koalafied.

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What have Disney and the U.K. got in common?

Both dropped the EU And screwed over a lot of people

How many moths does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just two, but how they get in there.. I don't know. (Stolen from an old Maxim in my dad's storage)

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How many reddit users did it take to screw on a light bulb?

They could not do it, they are all autistic.

How many FIFA officials does it take to change a light bulb?

None**. They operate in the **dark**.

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Where do Koalas love to go for a holiday?

Koala Lumpur.

Why didn't the koala get a job?

He didn't have enough koalifications!

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How many koalas does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Technically just one, as long as he's koalafied.

Why didn't the bunny get the job as a marsupial?

He wasn't koalafied!