Why didn't the bunny get the job as a marsupial?

He wasn't koalafied!

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What job did the farmer give to his learning-disabled child?

Herder

Why did the programmer quit his job?

Because he didn't get arrays.

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Why didn't the bunny get the job as a marsupial?

He wasn't koalafied!

Why was the marsupial wrongly convicted?

He was tried in a kangaroo court.

Bunny Jokes More Bunny Jokes

What do plums and bunnies have in common?

They're both purple, except bunnies...bunnies aren't purple :/

What do you do when you want to hold a bunny?

You grabbit.

Koalafie Jokes More Koalafie Jokes

How many koalas does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Technically just one, as long as he's koalafied.

Why didn't the bunny get the job as a marsupial?

He wasn't koalafied!