Why didn't the bunny get the job as a marsupial?

He wasn't koalafied!

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How many Americans does it take to screw a lightbulb?

None. Their President outsources the job to India.

Why would you stay friends with an ex-girlfriend?

When you get fired from a job, you don't stay around and watch other people do your job.

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Why was the marsupial wrongly convicted?

He was tried in a kangaroo court.

Why didn't the bunny get the job as a marsupial?

He wasn't koalafied!

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Why didn't the bunny get the job as a marsupial?

He wasn't koalafied!

How do bunny rabbits like their beer brewed?

With lots of hops!

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Why didn't the bunny get the job as a marsupial?

He wasn't koalafied!

How many koalas does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Technically just one, as long as he's koalafied.