Why was the marsupial wrongly convicted?

He was tried in a kangaroo court.

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What do you do on a remote island?

Try and find the TV island it belongs to.

Why isn't there a straight pride parade?

They tried that but people kept on thinking it was the checkout line at Home Depot.

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What do you call a kangaroo stowed away on the curiosity rover?

A Marsupial

Why didn't the bunny get the job as a marsupial?

He wasn't koalafied!

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Why was Skippy falsely imprisoned?

Because it was a kangaroo court.

Why was the marsupial wrongly convicted?

He was tried in a kangaroo court.

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Why didn't the movie ticket get convicted of both of its crimes?

It would only admit one.

Why did did the convicts escape?

Billy Eichner has a theory... Billy Eichner says I bet those escaped convicts are going to see Ted 2.