Why was the marsupial wrongly convicted?

He was tried in a kangaroo court.

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What does a fresh egg say when you try to hardboil it?

It'll take me about 20 minutes to get hard, I just got laid by some chick.

How did Helen Keller lose her arm?

Trying to read the road signs!!!

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He wasn't koalafied!

Why was the marsupial wrongly convicted?

He was tried in a kangaroo court.

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Why was the marsupial wrongly convicted?

He was tried in a kangaroo court.

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Because it was a kangaroo court.

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He was convicted of crepe.

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A small medium at large.