What do you call a psychic, escape convict who is also a dwarf?

A small medium at large.

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What did the headlines read after the midget fortune-teller escaped from jail?

Small medium at large.

What do you call a missing psychic midget?

A small medium at large.

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How many dwarfs does take to change a light bulb?

It can vary, but It's quite hilarious to watch.

Why couldn't the dwarves renew their lease on the Lonely Mountain?

It failed the Smaug test.

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What did the sheep obsessed convict say to Jared Fogle?

I have a footlong waiting for **ewe** back in my cell!!!!

Why was the French chef sent to prison?

He was convicted of crepe.