What do you call a psychic, escape convict who is also a dwarf?

A small medium at large.

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Small Medium Jokes More Small Medium Jokes

What do you call a midget psychiatrist on the run from the law?

A small medium at large.

What do you get when you have a midget fortune teller on the loose?

A small medium at large.

Dwarf Jokes More Dwarf Jokes

How many dwarves does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two one to hold the bulb and the other to serve him beer until the room starts spinning.

What do you call a dwarf that was on fire?

A lil smokey

Convict Jokes More Convict Jokes

What do you get if a convict goes camping?

Criminal Intent.

Why was the marsupial wrongly convicted?

He was tried in a kangaroo court.