What do you call a psychic, escape convict who is also a dwarf?

A small medium at large.

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What do you call a psychic midget that escapes prison?

A small medium at large.

What do you call a 5' 2" fortune teller that has escaped from prison?

A small medium at large

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Why did the dwarf go out of business?

The overheads were too high.

What do you call a dwarf without a mouth?

Short for words.

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What did the sheep obsessed convict say to Jared Fogle?

I have a footlong waiting for **ewe** back in my cell!!!!

Why was the French chef sent to prison?

He was convicted of crepe.