What does an envelope say when you lick it?

Nothing. It just shuts up.

Previous Random Joke Next

Lick Jokes More Lick Jokes

Whats the difference between a woman and a plate?

You can lick a plate dry

What do bears and women from Arkansas have in common?

They can't stop licking their paws.

Shut Jokes More Shut Jokes

Why are you naked & why is Greg under your desk?

Me: Boss: Me: Shut the door when you leave

Why are pigs such early risers?

Did you ever try to shut off a rooster

Envelope Jokes More Envelope Jokes

What starts with E, ends with E, and only has one letter in it?

An envelope!

What did the mailman ask his girlfriend?

Will you envelope with me? (I know its Corny, but it makes me chuckle.)