What does an envelope say when you lick it?

Nothing. It just shuts up.

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Lick Jokes More Lick Jokes

Why does that guy always get all the women?

I don't know...he isn't very handsome or rich" "And he's a terrible conversationalist - all he does is sit there licking his eyebrows"

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop?

I don't know. It kept breaking my guitar strings so I gave up.

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What does it mean when a lion roars?

Shut up. The movie is about to start.

What if I sewed myself shut?

Doc: Suture self.

Envelope Jokes More Envelope Jokes

What starts with E, ends with E, and has only 1 letter in it?

An envelope!

What starts with E, ends with E, and only has one letter in it?

An envelope!