How do you know a blonde likes you?

A: She screws you two nights in a row.

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How would you define yourself?

ME: *don't let her know you're a delicious chocolate cake* Moist

How do you know you're golfing with a politician?

When they get a hole-in-one they write down *zero* on the scorecard.

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How many ducks would there be if you saw two ducks in front of two ducks two ducks between two ducks and two ducks behind two ducks?

Answer: 4 ducks-because they are in a row.

What is the Puerto Rican national anthem?

Row row row your boat

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How many defensive coordinators does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Zero. You can't fit a hairless ten-year-old inside a light bulb.

How many minimalists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

1

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Why do cowboys like dachshunds so much?

They like to get a long little doggie.

Who sang the song "my own worst enemy"?

Them: I think it's Lit Me: I mean I like the song but I wouldn't call it lit...