Which president likes doing laundry?

George WASHING-A-TON. He's the 8 year old white Kevin Hart.

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What's love?

Me: Well, all the women text you except the one you like. And it hurts, so we drink. Sister: Get away from him!

What did the plant say to the other plant that it really liked alot?

let me be your *soil*mate

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What do communists clean first when they do their laundry?

Their Linens

What do you do when someone has an epileptic fit in the bathtub?

Throw in the laundry.

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Which president likes doing laundry?

George WASHING-A-TON. He's the 8 year old white Kevin Hart.

When can a woman make you a millionaire?

When you're a billionaire (Credit to Kevin Hart)

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What do Lewinsky, Monroe, and Reddit have in common?

They all went down on a President.

What was Lincoln's worst decision as President?

He should have asked for a table, instead of a Booth

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What do accountants use for birth-control?

A. Their personalities.

Why does a girls rub her eyes in the morning?

A. Because they don't have balls to itch.

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What does a French beaver call her home?

Madame

What is the difference between an 8 year old fine wine and a bad wine?

One does their chores while complaining, the other doesn't do them at all.