Which president likes doing laundry?

George WASHING-A-TON. He's the 8 year old white Kevin Hart.

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What do you call a guy who likes touching unripened cheese?

A fetaphile

Why should you date a Greek woman?

They don't like pulling out.

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Why are programmers bad at doing laundry?

They throw all their dirty clothes on the heap.

What do you do when you find Michael J. Fox in your hot tub?

Add your laundry.

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Which president likes doing laundry?

George WASHING-A-TON. He's the 8 year old white Kevin Hart.

When can a woman make you a millionaire?

When you're a billionaire (Credit to Kevin Hart)

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What flavor gum does the President prefer?

Governmint Ill walk myself to the nearest border

Who is a Minion's favorite politician?

First ever president of Zimbabwe, President Banana

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What does CHAOS stand for?

A. The Chiefs Have Arrived On Scene.

What do accountants use for birth-control?

A. Their personalities.

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What's a sharks favorite game?

Swallow the leader. *This joke has been brought to you by my 8 year old's math homework.*

What do you call a disembodied nose?

Nobody nose. My 8-year-old niece claims she made this up. I have my doubts.