Nobody nose. My 8-year-old niece claims she made this up. I have my doubts.
Eggnog-stic.
He was looking for a porpoise. (thought this one up but I doubt I was the first one that did.)
Tic-tac-toe! My 8 year old daughter made this one up.
If you slick her hair back, she looks like an 8 year old boy.