What kind of punch hurts children the most?

A sandy hook.

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Why couldn't the birthday clown make balloon animals for the children?

With the rising cost of inflation he couldn't afford it anymore.

What happened to Mr. Chin after all 10 of his children disappeared?

He developed a ten Chin deficit disorder.

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How do you break a Polacks finger?

Punch him in the nose.

What did the monitor say when it got punched?

Ouch, that Hertz!"

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What kind of pizza would the twin towers order?

Two plains.

What kind of lotion does a bullfighter use?

Oil of Ole'

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What did Sandy Hook elementary get in the mail instead of new books?

Empty Magazines.

What kind of punch hurts the most?

A Sandy Hook.

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Why do my eyes hurt?

Because I got eye lashes.

What did the dentist say to the computer?

This won't hurt a byte