Why couldn't the birthday clown make balloon animals for the children?

With the rising cost of inflation he couldn't afford it anymore.

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Why don't Raggedy Ann &amp Andy have any children?

Cotton balls

What do you call innocent women and children dying in the middle east?

Freedom

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What did the rising sun say to the morning dew?

You will be mist.

Why was Doughman the only hero to rise up and help?

because he was kneaded.

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Why do birds live in nests?

Because they can't afford houses in this economy.

What does a feminist get when she can't afford a punching bag?

A boyfriend.

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Why are old balloons cheaper than new balloons?

Because of inflation

Why don't you remove those barriers to imports?

It will ease my inflation and the benefits will trickle down.

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What do you call a balloon animal made out of a condom?

A Trojan horse.

Why do you need 200 condoms?

Me: I have a beard and an accent. *winks* *Spends night making balloon animals