What did the rising sun say to the morning dew?

You will be mist.

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What do you get if you cross a tarantula with a rose ?

I'm not sure but I wouldn't try smelling it !

What happens when the Batman sees Catwoman?

The Dark Knight Rises.

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What's the scariest thing to wake up to in the morning?

Another day.

Why did the drill instructor squirt condiments on his trainees in the morning?

That's how he mustard the troops.

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What's the difference between fog and mist?

If you hit it its fog, if you don't it's mist.

What do you call Italian women in a sauna?

A: Gorillas In The Mist!