What did the rising sun say to the morning dew?

You will be mist.

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Why is Jesus' body bread?

Because given enough time it rises

What happens when Batman sees Catwoman naked?

The Dark Knight Rises.

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Why doesn't a sociologist look out the window in the morning?

Because then they'd have nothing to do in the afternoon.

When did she die?

My guess would be sometime this morning.

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What did the fog say to the light rain after her vacation?

A. I mist you.

What did the rising sun say to the morning dew?

You will be mist.