What do you get if you cross a tarantula with a rose ?

I'm not sure but I wouldn't try smelling it !

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What did the Secret Service agent say to the President-elect when someone tried to take a shot at him?

Donald, Duck!

Whats the difference between a hippy chick and a washing machine?

When you drop a load in, it doesn't follow you around for 6 months trying to get spun. 8)

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What do you get if you cross a giant ship with the Internet?

The Site-anic.

What do you get when you cross a snake with a plane?

A boeing constrictor

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What is better than a rose on a piano?

Tulips on the organ. (I'll show myself out...)

How do we know that Jesus was made of bread?

Because yeasterday he died and tomorrow he will have risen.

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What's green and smells like Ms. Piggy?

The Boston Celtics

How do you stop a monster from smelling?

Cut off his nose.

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What would happen if tarantulas were as big as horses ?

If one bit you you could ride it to hospital !

What is red and dangerous ?

Strawberry and tarantula jelly !