What do old people smell like?

Depends

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How high can you kick a baby?

It depends. Are you inside or outside?

What does it taste like to go down on a little old lady?

Depends

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What is invisible and smells like carrots?

Rabbit farts

What's green, slimy, and smells like bacon?

Kermit The Frog's fingers.

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What do kids yell at old people who are just trying to play?

GET OFF MY LAN!

How do old people check up to see how their friends are doing?

They look in the obituary