What is invisible and smells like carrots?

Rabbit farts

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Why did lieutenant Uhura smell bad?

because William Shatner

Why do women wear perfume and makeup?

Because they're ugly and they smell bad.

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What do you call an elephant with a carrot in each ear ?

Anything you want as he can't hear you !

What did the carrot say when the last vegetable arrived at the party?

TURNIP