What did the kidney say to the other kidney when it failed?

Urine trouble now.

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Why did the Muslim fail his Chemistry Exam ?

because to him, alcohol is not a solution.

Why did the feminist fail algebra?

She couldn't solve inequalities.

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What did the urologist say to his patient who forgot to take his medication?

Urine trouble!

What do you say to a guy with kidney stones?

Urine trouble!

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Why did the alcoholic chop off the little boy's legs?

He wanted his *Kidneys*.

What did the kidney say to the other kidney when it failed?

Urine trouble now.