What did the kidney say to the other kidney when it failed?

Urine trouble now.

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Fail Jokes More Fail Jokes

Why did the feminist fail algebra?

She couldn't solve inequalities.

Why is he bleeding "Because you stabbed him?

FAIL "Because he doesn't floss" CORRECT!

Urine Trouble Jokes More Urine Trouble Jokes

What does a parent say to their boy who keeps missing the toilet?

Urine trouble.

What did the drug test say to the addict?

URINE TROUBLE!"

Kidney Jokes More Kidney Jokes

What body part do adults have two of and children have four of?

Kidneys.

Why did the alcoholic chop off the little boy's legs?

He wanted his *Kidneys*.