What did the urologist say to his patient who forgot to take his medication?

Urine trouble!

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Why do Physicists make terrible parents?

They think their children are small enough to neglect! Adapted from a Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal, I forget which one.

What do a burnt pizza, a frozen beer, and a pregnant woman have in common?

In all 3 cases, someone forgot to pull it out.

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Why is the magnet on medication?

Because it's bipolar

What medication that can make people inspire you?

Aspirin sorry guys

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Why was the doctor in a hurry to move to the big city?

He was running out of patients.

What do you call a man that marries another man?

A minister! Courtesy of a patient.

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What do you say to a guy with kidney stones?

Urine trouble!

What did the urologist say to his patient who forgot to take his medication?

Urine trouble!

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What's the difference between hematologists and urologists?

A hematologist pricks fingers.

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Because his flows were so sick.