What do you mean I can't drink alcohol with this medication?

You're not a bartender! You're just a pharmacist.

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Drink Jokes More Drink Jokes

Why do Americans drink their tea cold?

Because it takes too long to boil Boston Harbor.

Why do elephants drink so much?

To forget

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What is the best anti-joke you know?

Well a joke that isn't funny, but still is because it isn't. If you know what I mean. These are kind of much easier to remember.

What other miracles can you do?

Jesus: I can varnish 'You mean vanish ' J: *running finger over a beautiful oak table* aha, not quite

Alcohol Jokes More Alcohol Jokes

What do you call alcohol in a bird bath?

Tequila mockingbird

When your prescription says "DO NOT DRINK ALCOHOL WHILE TAKING THIS" how many beers are you really allowed to have?

6

Medication Jokes More Medication Jokes

Why is the magnet on medication?

Because it's bipolar

What did the urologist say to his patient who forgot to take his medication?

Urine trouble!

Bartender Jokes More Bartender Jokes

What did the straight edge ghost say to the bartender?

No boos for me.

What can I get you ?

Harambe: I'll have a beer. Man: No, he'll have just ice. Bartender: Just ice Man: Yes, justice for Harambe.

Pharmacist Jokes More Pharmacist Jokes

What's taking the pharmacist so long?

It's just one prescription" *behind the counter the pharmacist is sinking in quicksand and screaming*

Why can't Whitney Houston be a pharmacist?

She over doses