What do you mean I can't drink alcohol with this medication?

You're not a bartender! You're just a pharmacist.

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Drink Jokes More Drink Jokes

Why shouldn't you invite a duck to go out drinking?

Because it would be a party fowl.

Why was the wife worried that her husband was a light drinker?

Every night, he'd go out and drink until it was light.

Mean Jokes More Mean Jokes

What flavor is it?

I think you mean 'what scent is it ' *with a mouthful of candle wax* -What

How would you describe the average bully?

Mean.

Alcohol Jokes More Alcohol Jokes

What do you call alcohol distilled by the Avengers' enemies?

Hydra-Gin

What do you get when you mix up literature and alcohol?

Tequila mockingbird Or Ernest Hemingway

Medication Jokes More Medication Jokes

What did the urologist say to his patient who forgot to take his medication?

Urine trouble!

What medications do I take?

I'm not sure. The names on my neighbor's prescription bottles are ridiculously long

Bartender Jokes More Bartender Jokes

A DHCP packet walks into a bar and asks for a beer.

Bartender says, "here, but I’ll need that back in an hour!"

Why the sad face?

asks the bartender. "I got fired."

Pharmacist Jokes More Pharmacist Jokes

How did the pharmacist know his drink was spiked?

He fainted after the punch line.

What do you mean I can't drink alcohol with this medication?

You're not a bartender! You're just a pharmacist.