What other miracles can you do?

Jesus: I can varnish 'You mean vanish ' J: *running finger over a beautiful oak table* aha, not quite

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What do Hispanic parents say to teach their son to drive?

Jesus, take the wheel!

What did Jesus say to the flock of sheep?

I herd that.

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What are your intentions?

Cessna: "To get my Commercial Pilots Licence and Instrument Rating." ATC: "I meant in the next five minutes not years."

What does it mean to be an Agnostic with insomnia and dyslexia?

You stay up all night wondering if there is a dog.

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Why do police in the US carry a tazer and pepper spray?

In case they run out of bullets.

Why did the baby have such a poor time in the marathon?

He was running a little behind

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What do you get when you put jelly into Flint, Michigan's water supply?

Pb &amp J.

What is the formula for water?

Student: H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O. Teacher: That's not what I taught you. Student: But you said the formula for water was...H to O.

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What do Jesus and a nerd have in common?

Both are long-haired, live at their parents' till their 30's, and if they'll do anything, it is considered a miracle.

What do you call a black guy at college?

A miracle. Edit: I've hidden this post as I realized it was stupid and too offensive. I'm sorry, it was overly racist.