What does it mean to be an Agnostic with insomnia and dyslexia?

You stay up all night wondering if there is a dog.

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What dog is the worst at polishing a turd?

A poodull

What kind of dog suffers most from being inbred?

A hot dog

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How do you do it w/ 4 kids?

Hubs: With the door locked. Me: She means how do we manage...but yeah.

What do you mean pi r square?

Pies are round

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What's the deal with the Z Fighters?

They aren't fighting to stay awake!

What do you call an Irish woman who stays out all night?

Patty O'Furniture

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What do you call a one night stand with a robot?

Nut and bolt

How are one night stands like savings accounts?

you make a deposit, withdrawal, then lose interest.

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How many chickens does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Who gives a cluck (I wonder if the moderators will censor this joke merely on the grounds that it is categorically terrible )

What do you get... ... when you cross an insomniac, a dyslexic, and and agnostic?

Answer(/s "Someone who lays awake all night wondering if there really is a dog")

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What do you get when you cross a dylexsic, insomiac and a agnostic?

Someone who stays up at night wondering if there really is a dog.

What do you call an agnostic?

An athe-ish.

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What else can we think about?

Insomnia

Why did the University of Oklahoma researcher stay awake every night?

He was trying to find a cure for insomnia.

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What do Mormonism and LSD have in common?

Dyslexia

What does it mean to be an Agnostic with insomnia and dyslexia?

You stay up all night wondering if there is a dog.