What does it mean to be an Agnostic with insomnia and dyslexia?

You stay up all night wondering if there is a dog.

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A Superbarket

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About 5 drinks

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What did Justin Beiber say to his teacher?

What do you mean?

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Second hand smoking! My own joke that I've been meaning to put up for a while. Time to see how it goes haha.

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Patty O'Furniture

What do you get when you cross an insomniac with an agnostic and a dyslexic?

A person who stays up at night, wondering if there's a dog.

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What do you get when you cross an agnostic, insomniac and a dyslexic?

Someone who lies awake at night if there really is a dog.

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Put it in his honey.

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What did the Agnostic Dyslexic Insomniac do?

He stayed up all night wondering if there was a dog.

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What do you get when you mix an insomniac, an agnostic and a dyslexic?

Someone who stays up all night wondering whether or not there is dog.

How many agnostics does it take to change a light bulb?

There's really no sure way to know.

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What does it mean to be an Agnostic with insomnia and dyslexia?

You stay up all night wondering if there is a dog.

What do you get when you cross a dyslexic agnostic who has insomnia?

A person who stays up all night wondering whether or not there is a dog.

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What did the man with dyslexia do while he was at the beach?

Sarah Palin

What does it mean to be an Agnostic with insomnia and dyslexia?

You stay up all night wondering if there is a dog.