What does it mean to be an Agnostic with insomnia and dyslexia?

You stay up all night wondering if there is a dog.

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What did the Dog say to the Chipmunk?

Woof.

What car do dogs drive?

A Doge charger

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What do you mean, 10?

10 what Months Weeks !" Doctor: "Nine."

What do you mean, Johnny?

Is it shaped like a peanut " "No," says Johnny. "It's salty"

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What did the cocaine addict say to his drug of choice?

I'm kinda busy, I won't be able to stay any longer, smell ya later" PS: the addict died that day from severe delusions that his coke was talking blanket, lot of coke....

What do you get when you cross an agnostic, an insomniac, and a dyslexic?

Someone who stays up all night wondering if there is a dog.

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What does Bill Cosby do when he can't sleep at night?

He finishes her drink EDIT: Apparently this is Conan's joke, so all credit goes to him. I just heard it from a friend of mine and I had no idea.

What is the biggest similarity between the average Redditor and a lumberjack?

They both sleep all night and whack all day!

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What do you call a square peg that wonders if it could plug a round hole?

Pi-curious.

What do you get when you cross a dyslexic, an insomniac, and an agnostic?

Someone who lays awake at night wondering if there is a dog.

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What do you get when you mix an insomniac, an agnostic and a dyslexic?

Someone who stays up all night wondering whether or not there is dog.

What do you get when you cross a dylexsic, insomiac and a agnostic?

Someone who stays up at night wondering if there really is a dog.

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What's the best thing about having insomnia?

Only one nights sleep til Christmas!

Why does Thor have insomnia?

He's up all night to get Loki.

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What do Mormonism and LSD have in common?

Dyslexia

What does an agnostic man with insomnia and dyslexia do in his free time?

He stays awake all night wondering if there's a Dog.