Staying up all night wondering if there really is a dog.
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Someone who lies awake at night wondering if there's a dog
Nothing, he's been told twice already. (And be cool, if you get the reference keep quiet and let em wonder.)
He stays up wondering if there really is a dog.
A: Stay awake and wonder if there's a dog
Wonder how the hell a car got into the kitchen
Amazon.
Someone who lays awake at night wondering if there is a dog.
Someone who stays up all night, wondering if there is a dog.
He stays awake all night wondering if there's a Dog.
Watching the National Geographic channel always makes me wonder how animals like fish manage to travel thousands of miles,and how they know where to go. Then I realised they can measure distances so well because they have their own scales.
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A person who stays up all night wondering if there is a dog.
Someone who stays up all night wondering whether or not there is dog.
A person who stays up all night wondering whether or not there is a dog.
Someone who stays up wondering if there is a dog.
Because she can't drive for sh*t.
They're both wondering where their ninjas are at.
With the NHL season getting started tonight. I am wondering what are you best jokes making fun off sports teams. All Sports (Baseball,hockey,football, soccer etc).
A person who stays up at night, wondering if there's a dog.
Lay awake in bed wondering if there really is a dog.
Have a rest. (Everest, get it?) Really awful joke, but I thought of it last night and was wondering if anyone recognised it? Who knows, it might be original....
Someone who stays up all night wondering if there is a dog.
He stays awake all night wondering if there is a dog.
Lie in bed wondering "Is there really a dog?"
A guy who stays up all night wondering if there's a dog. Infinite Jest, by DFW
I was just wondering about how many jokes today maybe irrelevant 100 years into the future. To test this theory, what are the oldest recorded jokes?
You stay up all night wondering if there's a dog.
Some guy sitting up all night wondering if there really is a dog
I'm canadian and i was just wondering
Someone who stays up all night wondering if there really is a dog.
You stay up all night wondering if there is a dog.
Pi-curious.
There's no steering wheel in the back of the bus.
The Colossus of Scrotes.
been wondering for years
Now I wonder the same thing.
Someone who stays up at night wondering if there really is a dog.
Who gives a cluck (I wonder if the moderators will censor this joke merely on the grounds that it is categorically terrible )
I wonder what she thought I was doing with my hands.
It's because that side has more geese.
Stay up all night wondering if there is a Dog.
What everything looks like.
Amazon Prime.
He lays awake and wonders if there really is a dog.
A guy who is up all night wondering if there is a dog.
Someone who stays up all night wondering whether or not there is a dog
No wonder you called the company Microsoft
It's no wonder our funding has gone away.
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A person who lays awake at night wondering if there really is a dog.
Someone who lays awake at night, wondering if there is a dog.
Because everyone wonders what he's talkin' bout.
Emilio Investevez. Fun game/running joke friends in college used to play. Wondering if Reddit would enjoy the game too.
Some one who stays up all night wondering if there's a dog.
He stayed up all night wondering if there was a dog.
Then I wonder if it knows something I don't.
A person who stays up all night wondering if there is a dog!
It's because they don't know the words.
He's dead.
A: Because he's married.
She had gotten him out of a tight spot before.
The sky's the limit for you".
A baby hit by a snow blower
Everywhere.
Stevie Wonder answering the iron.
A Honda quaalude. (Credit to my girlfriend)
Because his girlfriend was in a Roofie induced coma.
Crossfit
Why cant they just throw stuff while screaming "stay away from me!"
Porque es FeO Little bilingual chemistry joke for you guys.
Because it's good ferrous.
A: A rectangular bear after a coordinate transformation.
A: "One who has never been bed-ridden!"