It's a dead giveaway.
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A: A rectangular bear after a coordinate transformation.
Four blondes waiting at a four way stop.
The screwing you get for the screwing you got!
You burn some fagots Look up the definition before commenting/down voting...
Someone who doesn't have any expewience
Stevie Wonder and Ray Charles playing tennis.
Jokes on
You can see the definition.
Having a democratic debate in a city that was destroyed by over 50 years of democratic rule.
A nun working in a condom factory thinking she's making sleeping bags for mice.
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The ability to tell a person to go to hell in such a way that they look forward to the trip.
Coming unscrewed
A Yankee is the same as a quickie except you're by yourself
Two cannibals giving each other head
Kids are their definition of a good time.
A 7 year-old girl who can run faster than her brothers.
Someone who is out-standing in his field!
when you say one thing and mean a mother. Don't remember where I heard it. Haven't read it here yet.
A pirate ship thailing clothe to an itheberg
It's someone who cuts hair in a library.
When you wake up in the morning with an erection so stiff, that when you bend it down to take a leak, your legs kick back and you hit your head on the toilet.
An incongruity between expectation and result.
Someone who is outstanding in his field. Credit: Laffy Taffy
Jogging home from your vasectomy.
Four feet tall, fold back teeth, flat head so you can rest your beer on it, and turns into a pizza at midnight.
Two cannibals giving each other a blow iob.
That's when you blow me and I owe you 1.
When you see your mother-in-law backing off a cliff in your brand new car.
Oh, I don't know. Probably something between a Mister and a mattress.
Two parrots exactly the same!
Someone who has a loophole named after him.
A: A violist playing octaves.
It depends on the definition of lightbulb.
Somebody who tries hard to be everybody but himself.
A worm in a fur coat !
A man outstanding in his field.
Some who goes into a restaurant and orders a waiter!
A bird who steals !
Something I usually have after a long night of drinking.
A: When an accordion is thrown down the toilet without it touching the sides.
A chameleon on a tartan rug !
A poison pen letter from the principal.
Someone who knows how to play the bagpipe and doesn't.
A. A bagpiper tuning his drones.
The past tense of "moo"!
Two flutists playing in unison.
Something a woman does while a guy is screwing her.
A: "One who has never been bed-ridden!"
Spitting swallowing and gargling.
A dictionary, so they get plenty of definition.
A: An accordion player with a pager.
When two people takes a long, romantic walk on the beach, but only one of them knows about it
I don't know, and I don't care.
A. Same thing as a "quickie" only you do it yourself.
Putting a bomb on a disabled person's back and telling him to run.
A fart with a lump in it
The urge to pop a cold one.
Something a woman does while a guy is f***ing her.
A: Someone who has his or her own alto clarinet.
A: A Soviet Symphony Orchestra after a tour of the USA!
A thin mouse !
A plastic parrot!
An attachment you screw on the bed to get the housework done.
Pupil: A parrot with more than one wife!
A: 144 blondes.
An animal that grows down as it grows up !
A. All the house plants are dead but there's something growing in the refrigerator.
De place where de cowboys ride!
Something that stands still for forty years then suddenly jumps out in front of a woman driver.
Someone who solves a problem you didn't know you had in a way you don't understand.
Because he wanted to get more definition.
Two vampires fighting over a used tampon
Don't birthdays burn you up "
She burnt her lips on the exhaust pipe
He waits at the next station
PATIENT:I am going to die in a minute. DOCTOR:wait I am coming with in five minutes.
it's a rhetorical question I know this now
Because they both looked sharp!
2 . One to screw it in and another to say, "I could do that".
Five. It's a huge problem.
...but you might not get it.
It smells funny. --As told to me by an Engineering lead... Much facepalm ensued.
Because it was irony.
When the last person you want to see is the last person you see.
Cause she doesn't have arms. Knock, Knock, Whose there Not Sally...
A. Because she has no arms. Q. Knock knock *who's there * A. Not Alice...
You break them at the middle and load them from behind
For those of us that struggle with our family perhaps this will help break the ice.
