What did the blanket say when it fell off the bed?

Oh sheeeeeettttt!

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How can you tell if there's a mosquito in your bed?

By the "M" on his pajamas.

How do you stop a black guy from jumping on a bed?

Put velcro on the ceiling.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing?

Because someone threw a fridge at her....

Why did the airplane fall out of the sky?

Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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What did the blanket say as it fell of the bed?

Sheet

What do you call a special needs sheep that got turned into a blanket?

A down comforter.