How many cancer patients does it take to change a lightbulb?

One, and ten people to stand around clapping and saying "Aww, how brave."

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Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

How Many Hillary Supporters Does It Take To Screw In A Lightbulb?

Why NONE of course, they prefer to remain in the dark!

How many saiyans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just one. But it takes five episodes.

People Jokes More People Jokes

Why are people from Arkansas so good at Science?

Because they use the Theory of Relativity to find a partner.

What's the difference between people in Dubai and people in Abu Dhabi?

People in Dubai don't watch the Flinstones, but people in Abu Dhabi do.

Change Jokes More Change Jokes

What changes faster than technology?

Taylor Swifts boyfriend

Why did Henry VIII have so many wives ?

He liked to chop and change !

Stand Jokes More Stand Jokes

Why did Snape stand in the middle of the road?

A: So you'll never know which side he's on.

How many cancer patients does it take to change a lightbulb?

One, and ten people to stand around clapping and saying "Aww, how brave."

Clap Jokes More Clap Jokes

What do you call a group of sorority girls/fraternity guys standing in a circle?

A round of applause ...because they all have the clap.

Why can't dinosaurs clap their hands?

Because they're dead.

Cancer Patient Jokes More Cancer Patient Jokes

What is a cancer patients favorite bingo number?

B9

How many cancer patients does it take to change a lightbulb?

One, and ten people to stand around clapping and saying "Aww, how brave."

Aww Jokes More Aww Jokes

Why does Mom wear makeup?

Me: To look pretty. 5: But she's already pretty. Me: Aww. 5: Dad, you should wear makeup.

How many cancer patients does it take to change a lightbulb?

One, and ten people to stand around clapping and saying "Aww, how brave."