How many cancer patients does it take to change a lightbulb?

One, and ten people to stand around clapping and saying "Aww, how brave."

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How many Vietnam vets does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

YOU'LL NEVER KNOW!! YOU WEREN'T THERE, MAN!!

How many I.T. guys does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

none. That's a hardware problem but have you tried turning it on and off again

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What are the people from the country Lesbia called?

Lesbians

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Yeah it's YOU, you're an idiot! I'm amazing... ask your brother!

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Because the only constant is change.

How many frat guys does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change the bulb and three to make a t-shirt about it.

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So women know where to stand in the kitchen.

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Clap Jokes More Clap Jokes

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Tell them to clap until daddy gets home

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Stephen Hawking

Cancer Patient Jokes More Cancer Patient Jokes

How many cancer patients does it take to change a lightbulb?

One, and ten people to stand around clapping and saying "Aww, how brave."

What is a cancer patients favorite bingo number?

B9

Aww Jokes More Aww Jokes

How many cancer patients does it take to change a lightbulb?

One, and ten people to stand around clapping and saying "Aww, how brave."

Why are you still using it?

Sentimental attachment. -It just caught fire. -Aww, just like old times.