A: They both stand in the middle of the road and stare at your headlights.
A mutt in a rut !
Because it's the scenter!
A dog.
Because it is two-tired (too tired).
To show he wasn't a chicken.
There's no road from the kitchen to the bedroom.
What up doe
What's the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts? Beer nuts are a dollar and deer nuts are just under a buck.
Chuck Norris would just stare at the wood, and it would chuck itself out of fear.
At the SPACE BAR! reddit is fun! I'm staring at the keyboard tryin' to think up a joke and voila'!
Because his *degree* didn't work!
I am forever in your debt.
Are people vacuuming in the dark or riding them on the freeway & I just havent seen
