How do you make someone stare at a screen for 30 seconds?

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Screen Jokes More Screen Jokes

How do you know its noon on an Apple Watch?

The screen stays black when you check the time.

Why can't they use PC's as word-processors in Poland?

The screens keep on filling up with white-out.

Wait Jokes More Wait Jokes

What are we waiting for?

the doctor asks. "Patients, Doctor," replied the nurse. "Patients."

How many women does it take to invent something?

Nobody knows, history is still waiting....

Stare Jokes More Stare Jokes

How do you know an engineer is an extrovert?

He stares at shoes while he talks to you.

What's next, thought crimes?

CNN: If you stare at your hand for a long time it will look weird

30 Second Jokes More 30 Second Jokes

How are men like television commercials?

A. You can't believe a word either one of them says and they both last about 30 seconds.

What is the similarity between Disney World and a woman?

They both make you wait 2 hours for a 30 second ride!