Why hasn't a phone that charges itself just by scrolling the screen ever been invented?

What are our scientists doing

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Charge Jokes More Charge Jokes

How do you stop a rhino from charging?

You unplug it!

Why did the man keep reloading the picture of the candy cane at the potluck?

He was in charge of refresh mints.

Phone Jokes More Phone Jokes

How do you feel when your phone suddenly starts blaring your least favorite tune?

Alarmed.

How do scaredy-cats answer the phone?

Yellow

Scientist Jokes More Scientist Jokes

What do you get if you cross a soldier and a scientist?

A marine biologist.

Why did a scientist disconnect his doorbell?

because he wanted to win the No-bell prize!! Sorry, I ll walk out

Screen Jokes More Screen Jokes

How do you know if a blonde has been using your computer?

How do you know if a blonde has been using your computer? When there's white-out all over the screen

Why hasn't a phone that charges itself just by scrolling the screen ever been invented?

What are our scientists doing

Invent Jokes More Invent Jokes

How do we know that the toothbrush was invented in Mississippi?

Because anywhere else it would've been called the teethbrush

What is your favorite Chuck Norris joke?

My Favorite, When Alexander Graham Bell invented the telephone he had three missed calls from Chuck Norris.

Scroll Jokes More Scroll Jokes

What phone etiquette?

You hand me your phone, you better believe I'ma hurry & scroll through as many pics as I can before you notice.

Why hasn't a phone that charges itself just by scrolling the screen ever been invented?

What are our scientists doing