Why hasn't a phone that charges itself just by scrolling the screen ever been invented?

What are our scientists doing

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Charge Jokes More Charge Jokes

What's the difference between a bull and a Samsung Note 7?

I'm not scared when the bull charges

How the does man give his dead batteries away?

Free of charge, of course.

Phone Jokes More Phone Jokes

Which phone??

Person 1 : Suggest me a good phone to buy nowadays. Person 2 : Microsoft Lumia 950 XL is good for winters, will keep you warm. Very warm. Person 1 : So what about summers then? Person 2 : Same, it freezes often as well

When I was on the plane the stewardess asked, do you need some headphones?

I said, Hell Yeah, but how did you know my name was Phones

Scientist Jokes More Scientist Jokes

How do you tell the difference between a scientist and a plumber?

Ask them to pronounce unionized.

Why was there thunder and lightning in the lab?

The scientists were brainstorming.

Screen Jokes More Screen Jokes

How do you know if a blonde has been using your computer?

How do you know if a blonde has been using your computer? When there's white-out all over the screen

How do you make someone stare at a screen for 30 seconds?

Please wait...

Invent Jokes More Invent Jokes

What happened when the wheel was invented?

It caused a revolution.

How do you know Axe was invented by black people?

If it was white people who invented it, it would be called Ask.

Scroll Jokes More Scroll Jokes

What phone etiquette?

You hand me your phone, you better believe I'ma hurry & scroll through as many pics as I can before you notice.

Why hasn't a phone that charges itself just by scrolling the screen ever been invented?

What are our scientists doing