Why hasn't a phone that charges itself just by scrolling the screen ever been invented?

What are our scientists doing

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Why were episodes 4, 5, 6 made before 1, 2, 3?

Because in charge Yoda was.

How do you stop a bull from charging?

Take away his credit card.

Phone Jokes More Phone Jokes

What did the baby sheep say to its mother on the phone?

Miss ewe!"

What's the difference between a man and E.T.?

E.T. phoned home.

Scientist Jokes More Scientist Jokes

What do scientists wear?

Kelvin Klein

Why hasn't a phone that charges itself just by scrolling the screen ever been invented?

What are our scientists doing

Screen Jokes More Screen Jokes

What is the difference between a Windows Phone and a brick?

One is a brick and the other is a brick with a screen

How do you know if a blonde has been using your computer?

How do you know if a blonde has been using your computer? When there's white-out all over the screen

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Where was the toothbrush invented?

West Virginia, anywhere else it would be called the teethbrush

Who invented schools and teaching?

Ed. U. Cation!

Scroll Jokes More Scroll Jokes

Why hasn't a phone that charges itself just by scrolling the screen ever been invented?

What are our scientists doing

What phone etiquette?

You hand me your phone, you better believe I'ma hurry & scroll through as many pics as I can before you notice.