How do you tell the difference between a scientist and a plumber?

Ask them to pronounce unionized.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between... What's the difference between a women's track team and a pack of intelligent pygmies?

The pygmies are a bunch of cunning runts...

What's the difference between jelly and jam?

Nobody would name their band Pearl Jelly.

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What did the hippy say when I told him to get off my couch?

Namaste

How can you tell the Ethiopian diplomat at a political function?

He's the one with the gold Rolex around his neck.

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What did Adele say when asked where her dog is?

Groomer has it

What do you tell a girl who won't stop asking for a tampon?

Put a sock in it.

Scientist Jokes More Scientist Jokes

How many scientists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Significantly more than zero, *p* < .001.

Why was there thunder and lightning in the lab?

The scientists were brainstorming.

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What do a plumber and a walrus both enjoy?

A nice tight seal

What vegetable needs a plumber?

A leek.

Unionize Jokes More Unionize Jokes

How do you tell the difference between a chemist and a plumber?

Ask them to say the word, "unionized".

How do you tell the difference between a physicist and a plumber?

Ask them to say the word 'unionized'.