How do you tell the difference between a scientist and a plumber?

Ask them to pronounce unionized.

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What's the difference between Paris Hilton and a farmer?

A farmer shucks between fits.

What's the difference between a black joke and Mexican joke?

Nothing. If you've heard Juan you've heard Jamal.

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How do you make a Gorilla laugh?

Tell it an elephant joke!

What did the boy buy at the grocery store?

Too Bad, I'm not telling you!

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What's the first thing an Owl asks when you trow a rock at it?

HOOO did that!

What do you get when you mix Fascism and Communism?

I don't know, that's why I was asking you.

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What'd the scientist say to the man who was frozen to absolute zero?

Are you 0K

Did you hear about the scientist who was lab partners with a pot of boiling water?

He had a very esteemed colleague.

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How do you tell the difference between a chemist and a plumber?

Ask them to say the word, "unionized".

Why was the plumber stressed?

He had a high pressure job

Unionize Jokes More Unionize Jokes

How do you tell the difference between a factory worker, and a chemist?

Ask them to pronounce 'unionized'

How do you tell the difference between a physicist and a plumber?

Ask them to say the word 'unionized'.