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What's the difference between Jesus and the painting of the Last Supper?

You only need one nail to hang the painting.

What's the difference between Joan of Arc and a canoe?

Question: What's the difference between Joan of Arc and a canoe? Answer: One is Maid of Orleans and the other is made of wood.

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What's the difference between a school of children and a terrorist camp?

I don't know, I just fly the drone Edit/apology: My friend said this to me, I thought I should share with you all, he said that I could post it here. 5 minutes later he told me he found it on reddit.... I'm sorry all.

How many Karma whores does it take to screw on a lightbulb?

When this reaches 500 upvotes I'll tell you.

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What are we going to do when we see it?

she asks. "We'll cross that bridge when we get there."

What did the throwing star say when I asked her if she could hit her target?

Of course, I'm shuriken.

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What do you get if you cross a soldier and a scientist?

A marine biologist.

Why do people studying engineering get to already call themselves engineers?

It is not like that anywhere else. It is not like people studying science claim that they are already scientists. Or people studying the arts say they are unemployed.