How can you determine which of two people is a chemist and which is a plumber?

You ask them to pronounce unionize.

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What did he tell people in order to make them avoid taking it?

Eschew! Eschew!

Why do people point at their wrist when asking for the time?

Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?

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What did Shakespeare say when asked how his wife keeps things interesting?

Anne hath a way."

When asked "why?

he replied, "Tropical Depression."

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Why did Steve Harvey announce Miss Colombia as the Miss Universe winner?

Because he couldn't pronounce Miss Philippines.

Why's the ch pronounced differently in orchid than in orchard?

ROBOT: twitch, spark

Chemist Jokes More Chemist Jokes

How do you tell the difference between a factory worker, and a chemist?

Ask them to pronounce 'unionized'

What did the chemist say when he caught his brother stealing halogens?

Bro, mine

Plumber Jokes More Plumber Jokes

What's the difference between a Chemist and a Plumber?

The way they pronounce "unionized"

How do you tell the difference between a plumber and a chemist?

Ask him/her to pronounce unionized

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How do jockeys determine which racehorses are the favourites?

They take a gallop poll!

How does a boat captain determine his profit?

By using aquadratic equation. (Via my coworker)

Unionize Jokes More Unionize Jokes

How do you tell a chemist from a non-chemist?

Ask them to pronounce 'unionized.'

What's the difference between a plumber and a scientist?

Pronounce this word: unionized