How can you determine which of two people is a chemist and which is a plumber?

You ask them to pronounce unionize.

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People Jokes More People Jokes

How many people does it take to change a light bulb?

Is just one of the questions I should have asked before buying a lighthouse....

What do people and pizza have in common?

If they're black, they can't feed a family.

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What did one ovary say to the other one?

What did one ovary say to the other one? "Did you order any furniture?" "No. Why?" asked the other. "Cause there's two nuts out there trying to deliver an organ."

What's the difference between a married guy and a single guy?

Wait, let me ask and make sure it's ok to tell the joke.

Pronounce Jokes More Pronounce Jokes

Why's the ch pronounced differently in orchid than in orchard?

ROBOT: twitch, spark

Why don't British people pronounce their T's?

Because they're all in the Boston harbor."

Chemist Jokes More Chemist Jokes

What do we do when chemists die?

We barium.

What do you do to a chemist after they're dead?

you barium

Plumber Jokes More Plumber Jokes

How much does a plumber make in an hour?

It depends on how much crack he can produce.

Why did you jump on a turtle?

Me: Because I'm a plumber

Determine Jokes More Determine Jokes

What is the best way to determine if someone is ticklish?

Give them a "test tickle."

How do you determine which of two people is a chemist and which is a plumber?

One of them makes crack while the other just markets it.

Unionize Jokes More Unionize Jokes

What's the difference between a plumber and a scientist?

Pronounce this word: unionized

How do you tell the difference between an electrician and an electrical engineer?

Ask them to pronounce the word, "unionized".