Why do people paint eggs for Easter?

Bunnies squirm too much.

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Egg Jokes More Egg Jokes

Why did the Frenchman not want two eggs for breakfast?

Because one egg is un oeuf.

How do rhinos like their eggs?

Poached.

People Jokes More People Jokes

What do you call a pirate that pees on other people?

Rrrrrrrrrrrr Kelly

Did you hear that the police have a warrant out on a midget psychic ripping people off?

It reads "Small medium at large."

Paint Jokes More Paint Jokes

Why did the remorseful child-molester paint his toe-nails?

He thought it would be a pedicure. sorry.

Who is this Rorschach guy?

And why does he paint so many pictures of my parents fighting?

Bunny Jokes More Bunny Jokes

What did one bunny say to the other bunny?

There's a sale on at the carrot store!

Why didn't the bunny hop?

No bunny knows... :(

Easter Jokes More Easter Jokes

What's the opposite of Easter?

Wester

What has long ears four legs and is worn on your head?

An Easter bunnet!