Why do people paint eggs for Easter?

Bunnies squirm too much.

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Egg Jokes More Egg Jokes

What's the difference between an egg and a redditor?

An egg gets laid

Why do the French make omelettes with only one egg?

Because in France one egg is un oeuf.

People Jokes More People Jokes

What happens to crude people?

Crucified.

What country has the most people?

Brazil... They've got Brazillions

Paint Jokes More Paint Jokes

Why are your nails painted two different colors?

Daughter: Dad. It's an accent color. Dad: ... Dad: Can I hear it

Why did Sweden start painting barcodes on the sides of their battleships?

So they could Scandinavian.

Bunny Jokes More Bunny Jokes

Why don't bunnies make noise when they make love?

Because they have cotton balls.

Who's there ! Bunny ! Bunny who ?

Bunny thing is I've forgotten now !kn

Easter Jokes More Easter Jokes

What kind of stories does Eli Whitney tell on Easter?

Cottontales

Why are you stuffing all that Easter candy into your mouth?

Because it doesn't taste as good if I stuff it in my ears."