Did you hear that the police have a warrant out on a midget psychic ripping people off?

It reads "Small medium at large."

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People Jokes More People Jokes

Why are test tube manufacturers always single?

People just seem to find them vial!

Which number confuses people?

82

Police Jokes More Police Jokes

What do the Police, the NFL and Black Lives Matter all have in common?

They all have the same PR guy.

What did the Middle Eastern terrorist say when he was captured by the police?

Oman!

Hear Jokes More Hear Jokes

Why did the vegetables invite the mushroom to their party?

They heard he was a fungi

Why would anybody ever want to visit New Brunswick?

I hear their bowling alleys are pretty nice.

Read Jokes More Read Jokes

What do mathematicians read for fun?

conics

What did Ray Charles say when they handed him a cheese grater?

This is the most violent thing I've ever read.

Small Medium Jokes More Small Medium Jokes

What do you call a midget psychic on the run from the Feds?

A small medium at large.

What do you call a midget fortune teller that just escaped from prison?

A small medium at large.

Midget Jokes More Midget Jokes

What's the difference between a midget and a dwarf?

Little.

What do a dwarf and a midget have in common?

Very little.

Rip Jokes More Rip Jokes

Whole Foods?

Ripped off.

What did the neckbeard say while giving the eulogy for his extremely flatulent friend?

Rip in peace

Warrant Jokes More Warrant Jokes

What did the lazy suspect say to the court?

I haven't done anything to warrant a rest.

Did you hear that the police have a warrant out on a midget psychic ripping people off?

It reads "Small medium at large."