Did you hear that the police have a warrant out on a midget psychic ripping people off?

It reads "Small medium at large."

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What's so cool about cemeteries?

I don't get it. People are dying to get in them.

How many people from rio does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

A Brazilian. Saw this joke elsewhere and thought i'd share it here.

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What do the Police and Pokmon have in common?

They gotta catch 'Jamal

Why do the police hate teenage fireflies?

They never stop lighting up.

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What is the world's most religious fish?

The manta pray, at least until the morpray eel hears about this.

What do you call a dog that can't hear?

Doesn't matter much, does it

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What happened to the performer who read poetry to terminally ill patients?

He suffered an elegiac reaction.

Why do liberals travel in threes?

A: One to read one to write and the other one to keep an eye on both intellectuals.

Small Medium Jokes More Small Medium Jokes

Did you hear that the police have a warrant out on a midget psychic ripping people off?

It reads "Small medium at large."

What do you call a midget psychic on the run from the law?

A small medium at large.

Midget Jokes More Midget Jokes

What do midgets and dwarfs have in common?

Just a little

What do Dwarfs and Midgets have in common?

very little

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Did you hear that the police have a warrant out on a midget psychic ripping people off?

It reads "Small medium at large."

Why did Jesus look so ripped during Crucifixion?

CrossFit

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What did the lazy suspect say to the court?

I haven't done anything to warrant a rest.

Did you hear that the police have a warrant out on a midget psychic ripping people off?

It reads "Small medium at large."