Did you hear that the police have a warrant out on a midget psychic ripping people off?

It reads "Small medium at large."

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Einsteins

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Because their eggs stinked!

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The police made him bring it back again.

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He had loco motives

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Get off me, homes!" My brother heard this on Tosh.

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conics

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A small medium at large. (One of my sister's favourites)

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A small medium at large

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There were microwaves. Sorry I was drunk making popcorn.

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He juiced...

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People keep ripping me off.

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I haven't done anything to warrant a rest.

Did you hear that the police have a warrant out on a midget psychic ripping people off?

It reads "Small medium at large."