What did the neckbeard say while giving the eulogy for his extremely flatulent friend?

Rip in peace

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Whats a Neckbeard's favorite city in Spain?

M'drid

What do neckbeards like to spread on their toast?

Marma'lady

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Why do you want to be Jedi?

Imagines using 'the force' to steal everyone's cats and building a cat army To keep the peace

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Rust-in-peace.

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Why did little Jimmy cross the road?

Because he wanted a good view of the front of a moving Porsche. RIP lil' Jimmy

Why did the zombie start ripping up sheet music?

Because he was de-composing.